Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

pinkrangerwasa:

binbons:

robgonemild:

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

Everybody went to his funeral, There wasn’t mushroom.

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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

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neil-gaiman:

The offending tweet was made by a schoolfriend, not the kid whose account it’s on. (see the next two tweets). But look at the class of Stephen Fry’s answer.

wilwheaton:

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neil-gaiman:

The offending tweet was made by a schoolfriend, not the kid whose account it’s on. (see the next two tweets). But look at the class of Stephen Fry’s answer.

wilwheaton:

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Me: ahahahahaha
Me: Oh god I'm so single

When your phone breaks


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I HATE YOUR FACE

I HATE YOUR FACE

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Jon on Will.i.am

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mishasexual:

You can’t spell Supernatural without tears.

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